Imagine waking up as the most hated man in a fantasy novel, destined to get your teeth kicked in by the hero in the very first chapter. That is the reality for Kim Roksu, who suddenly finds himself in the shoes of Cale Henituse, the notorious drunkard known as the Trash of the Count’s Family. Most people would despair, but Cale has a better plan. He knows every secret, every hidden treasure, and every looming threat in this world, and he is going to use that knowledge to build the ultimate retirement plan.

Cale does not want to be a hero, and he certainly does not want to save the world. His mission is simple: avoid the protagonist, gather enough power to stay safe, and live a long, peaceful life as a wealthy slacker. However, destiny is a funny thing. As he travels the continent gathering ancient powers and inadvertently picking up a motley crew of incredibly powerful allies—from a tiny, grumpy dragon to a family of shapeshifting cats—he accidentally becomes the most influential man alive. While the world sees him as a selfless saint and a brilliant strategist, Cale is just trying to make sure the world stays in one piece so he can finally take a nap. Dive into a masterfully crafted tale of high-stakes politics, found family, and the hilarious irony of a man who keeps accidentally becoming a legend while trying his hardest to be a nobody.

Isekai, Reincarnation, Fantasy, Action, Adventure, Comedy, Noble, Magic, Dragon, Mastermind